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The Brain as the Locust of Human Thought

Off the Beating Path
yet Close to the Fun


(A selection of beat-up phrases from David Tuggy’s blooper collection)
  • He doesn’t beat any bones about it.

  • I know we don’t want to beat a dead bush.

  • Am I just beating a dead horse to death?

  • You’re beating a dead straw horse when it’s down.

  • Not to beat a dying bush, but that yard looks ugly.

  • We were trying to beat down all the doors that we could.

  • My dad used to beat me over a stick.

  • He sort of beat that thru the bush.

  • [I don’t want to go to that meeting:] They beat stuff like a dead horse in there.

  • I don’t want to beat the bandwagon. [= blow my own horn]

  • You don’t go around beating the bush.

  • That beats the cake!

  • Another one beats the dust!

  • [He] beats to a different drum.

  • She beats to a different drummer.

  • He beats to his own drum.

  • He could beat us with both brains tied behind our back.

  • They keep beating us around the bush.

  • We don’t need to beat ourselves on the back.

  • We keep beating heads.

  • It’s not too fancy but it beats a stick.

  • [He] turned beat red, jugular veins popping out on his neck.

  • It’s no use beating dead wood.

  • I bet you! [after winning a Nintendo game]

  • Don’t beat yourself with a dead stick.

  • He got beaten the snot out of.

  • He keeps beating his head against a dead horse.

  • That’s where the rubber beats the road.





Illustration Copyright 2000 Christopher Tuggy
The bloopers on this page are available on a Wiki free-use license

See a sample from Chapter 1 of the book based on this collection,
My Brain has a Mind of Its Own

Monkeying Around
Not the Adj-est N in the Place
Way Too Many
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