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The Brain as the Locust of Human Thought

Ducking eggs in the road
(A selection from David Tuggy’s blooper collection)



  • They put all their ducks in one basket
  • We’ve got to get our ducks together
  • It will take time to get all your ducks in order
  • We need to get all our ducks in the road
  • It’s a gamble. It’s like you go up to Atlantic City, and put all your ducks in a row.
  • Let’s get our balls together
  • You’ve got to get your P’s and Q’s in a row
  • All our ducks are lined up
  • Just make sure you have all your eggs in a row
  • Don’t get all your eggs in a row
  • Have all your apples in a row
  • Well, if he can get his ax together, …
(See also riffs on chickens-in-one-basket)





Illustration Copyright © 2000 Christopher Tuggy
Collection Copyright © 2009 David Tuggy


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