A series of bloopers reported on the Eggcorn Forum

(Can you think of any other ways they could have mangled the phrase?)

• I had to go in to finish up a project and presentation for the head haunches at my office.

• She’s the head haunch here. Hide the stash when she comes around.

• It’s a very popular under-the-radar spot for the cognescenti and high honchos of the city, business, media, politicos, sports [etc.]

• What about […] the head hauncho for Chrysler, how much money has he been stuffing into his pockets?

• New employees should be aware that their head-haunch-o bosses won’t be around longer than 20 years

• Editor and chief, President, Head haunch o of Slave Labor Graphics

• There are projects to do for the head haunch man

• If angels were real, this young lady would deffinately be the head haunt show. I love her with every fiber of my being, and always will.

• Since the Head Huncho has kicked up an unnecessary fuss, the whole project has come to a grinding halt!

• The head pauncho of the rebellion came to the party

• Macbeth[’s …] pride in which he wanted to be the highest, the head Pancho eventually killed him and many innocent others.

• I asked to speak with a superior, I am placed on hold and when the head puncho answers to speak with me. You wouldn’t believe it was the same person with different twitch in voice.

• If they nail a head poncho of comparative religious studies they are prepared to nail anyone

• i gave an ultimatum to the head hauncher – i stated firmly, if changes aren’t made, there isn’t a possible way i can withstand my employment with this affiliation any longer.

• i think the head honcher is changing my weekends